Monkey Bar News

Kevin Steel asked to leave...

Foley Pushed Over AGAIN... I'm ok he says again Veni, Vidi, I got pushed over he muttered... full story with free guide to Gateshead High Street inside...

Monkey Bar'enders is back on your screens!
Due to the cast coming down with extreme gravy poisoning Monkey bar'enders is two weeks late. The editors appologise for the delay
Keep your eyes open for Monkey Panto coming soon.

Sausages are off the board til Chef changes the oil.

Bat has fell down the stairs and hurt his left ankle.

Breaking News - its not broke

TA invasion of Carlisle imminent - George Bush

TA Invasion Repelled - Rose Bush (WI) - click here for the grim and bitter truth... no sheep were harmed - lassie

Got a tenner to spare? How the Monkey was completely refurbished for UNDER a tenner... Terrifying - The Guardian... Gripping - The Times... Man Catches Knackers on Rose Bush - The Daily Sport

Cuthbert Boys on Assassination Spree read it and heed it, literally...

Breaking News Tommy Laws Jnr. gets new job with local firm of solicitors... has to give the ministry 2 weeks notice... I'm so happy he gushed said Katie

Foley Pushed Over... I'm ok he says I didnt have far to fall... full story with free set of ladders inside

I never touched it... It just fell to pieces...full story inside of how Kevin never buggered Douggie's pump

Washing up Bowel's are a Menace ... Chef's debut article in full

Fluffy's arse is twitching... read all about and smell the fear

Jimmy Jimmy Laws Falls Over in Pub... "anything Foley can do" he was heard to mutter... full story soon

Volvo Launch New Car for the Ladies.. "Designed by women for the women driver"

Smoking Ban wont affect Us coughs Chef... catch all the latest phlegm here