Working behind the bar I am for ever being told useless information, facts and so on. So I have decided that if people think I need to know them, you must need to know them.{I am not responsible for of the information being incorrect.}


1} You can't lick your own elbow.

2} Paul Weller spits at the audience during concerts
{the guy who told me this one, I think, would have liked to have spat on so don't think too ill of Paul}

3} It's not nice to laugh at people with disabilities

4} Your ear lobes and tip of nose continue to grow right through out your life
{this explains why old people have big ears and nose tips}

5} The government listens to all your phone conversations all the time.

6} Jesus guides us through life and will only leave your side if your naughty

7} People look like they are asleep when they are dead{backed up by pictures of his wife in her coffin}

8} Men are impossible and often deserve to be strangled! {learnt that one myself!}

Absolutely nowt - IceHard

9} Your foot is the same size as inner arm from wrist to elbow

10} You cant lick your elbow!

11} Once a year drinkers are horrid people whom cant handle their beer {its common knowlegde but still!}

12} The seven dwarfs are not peace keeping nice men as we are told as children. They get pissed and fight