Scene: Monkey Bar
Time:  12.15, Wednesday
Participants: Daytime Dot, punter and punter's lass





Some names have been changed to protect the innocent...

Loopy Punter walks in and stands at the bar...

Loopy Punter:  What time do you start serving food?...
Daytime Dot: 12.00...
Loopy Punter (to Loopy Punter's lass): 12.00 pet...
Loopy Punter's lass: Oh no... but I'm famished...
Loopy Punter (to Daytime Dot): Thanks anyway...

Exit Loopy Punter and Loopy Punter's lass...

NB. a 24 hour clock was used in this sketch - Ed