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Making Plans for Michael

We're only making plans for Michael
We only want what's best for him (thats bollocks... he only wants whats best for himself - ed)
We're only making plans for Michael
Michael just needs this helping hand (aye... the back of me hand - Smiler's Dad)
And if young Smiler says he's happy (then he's lyin - ed)
He must be happy (thats bollocks n'all - ed)
He must be happy in his work (gordon bennet... heard it all now - ed)
We're only making plans for Michael
He has his future with British Steel (lying twat... he's an insurance salesman - Peter)
We're only making plans for Michael
Michael's whole future is as good as sealed (aye... reet up the swanny - ed)
And if young Smiler says he's happy (aye... happy as larry... always laughing... NOT - Daytime Dot)
He must be happy (like shite he is - Mrs Smiler)
He must be happy in his work (not for long - Smiler's Boss)
Michael is not outspoken (pah!... this is just stupid - ed)
But he likes to speak (argue - ed)
And loves to be spoken to (he'll ignore you - ed)
Michael is happy in his work (flippin miserable - Peter)
We're only making plans for Michael...
(who's this WE Smiler? - Smiler's Mam and Dad)



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